OPEN MEME PROMPTS

[kingsdisgrace]

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1. Run Away Together - (description)
2. Date Meme - (description)
3. Soul Bond - (description)
4. Secret Admirer - (description)
5. Two Person, Single Bed - (description)
6. Nursed Back to Health - (description)
7. Snowed In - (description)
8. Random Scenario - (description)

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OPEN TFLN

[kingsdisgrace]

1. What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?

2. Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.

3. I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.

4. The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.

5. If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.

6. Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.

7. [text him instead]

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[pluscachange]

Easy.
Vodka.

[kingsdisgrace]

My father would say that's just hiding one bad decision behind another.

[pluscachange]

He would know, that wily old bastard.
Listen, Benjamin, I'm not your daddy and God won't touch me with a ten foot pole but I'll be in town for a couple of days.
I'll bring you some fancy French soap, you bring the vodka? 😉😚

[kingsdisgrace]

Three big points in your favor, then.
I promise the finest vodka Silas's liquor cabinet has to offer.
You planning to get yourself a room or crash with somebody?

[pluscachange]

You offering?

[kingsdisgrace]

You can use my city apartment.
My bodyguards are very discreet.

[pluscachange]

Tucked away like a dirty secret?
How French.

[kingsdisgrace]

You know my situation.

[pluscachange]

I know, I know.
Forever complicated.
Counter offer: I'll throw a housewarming party at my brand new place in your beautifully messed up country and you'll be my guest of honour.

[kingsdisgrace]

You got a place in Gilboa? So you're sticking around?
I still expect my fancy soap.

[pluscachange]

We're expanding, so yeah, I'll be around for a while.
I'll bring you my favourite.
You'll smell divine.

[kingsdisgrace]

Maybe I can put in a good word for you, drum up some business.
You know, I'll wash your back and you wash mine.

[pluscachange]

Oh, is that how things are run over there?

[kingsdisgrace]

Maybe it's how things will run once I'm in charge.

[pluscachange]

So I should be calling you daddy soon, hm?
Party this weekend, I'll send you a car.